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candiescakesandpastriesohmy:

I’d say you caught me! I’m hopelessly addicted now. I don’t think I could ever stop eating your food! Not that I’d want to! /laughs, uncrossing her arms to hook her hands behind her back and rock back and forth on her heels/ 

Mmhm! Responsibility is strawberry! With little fruity bits! And whipped cream! 

[Huffs some amusement before working his face back to a less amused expression.] Hmm… I do believe that particular flavor is what we in the business of creating and capturing curvy girls call a- [Quotes with his fingers.] “instant catch”. [Raises both eyebrows.] No one can escape that temptation. I’ll have to check if there’s any left over from the last trap, though. [Nonchalant shrug.] Otherwise I guess I don’t have to worry about my responsibilities.