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gotyourrocksoff said: *sighs and then stares up at a ladder he had put against Chase's house; he scaled it, climbed through the broken window and shook off the glass caught on his clothes, before hunting the possibly hung-over chef down to loom over him and stare him down*

[Cracks his eyes open.] Eh…? …

…. …. [Stares at him. Blinks.]

… …

[Rolls back over with a heavy groan.] M’sleeping

three-dollar-gill:

Hm.

[Silence for a few seconds, letting him talk - glancing up only at the offering of the tupperware. Looks between Chase and the plastic, nearly scowling now.] … Hm.

[Looks torn between taking it and refusing, chewing his lower lip in agitation.] … Yeah, alright, thanks. [Nods at the small table set up in his dining area, putting away what he’s working on.] I’ll get some plates.

[Stares back at him in silence, stiffening and standing a little straighter as if he were being judged in a dog show and taking a stance - and noticeably relaxing when he gives in, releasing a hold breath with a sigh and looking toward the table.]

Right, alright— I’ll— [Looks ready to correct him on getting plates, but decides its not worth fighting and nods as he starts toward the table.] Alright, thanks. I didn’t bring silverware, but I have a serving spoon in here. Wasn’t sure if you’d have one yet— [Sets the hot tupperware down and stretches his fingers out uncomfortably - turning to look back toward Gill as he now removes his jacket, setting the bag he’d had over his shoulder on the tabletop.] You did a great job on the place so far, by the way. It looks almost new now— how much is left to do?

candiescakesandpastriesohmy:

I’d say you caught me! I’m hopelessly addicted now. I don’t think I could ever stop eating your food! Not that I’d want to! /laughs, uncrossing her arms to hook her hands behind her back and rock back and forth on her heels/ 

Mmhm! Responsibility is strawberry! With little fruity bits! And whipped cream! 

[Huffs some amusement before working his face back to a less amused expression.] Hmm… I do believe that particular flavor is what we in the business of creating and capturing curvy girls call a- [Quotes with his fingers.] “instant catch”. [Raises both eyebrows.] No one can escape that temptation. I’ll have to check if there’s any left over from the last trap, though. [Nonchalant shrug.] Otherwise I guess I don’t have to worry about my responsibilities.

mollygoodgolly:

Chaseeee~~~ Fancy seeing you here *smiles* This is Wizard, *gestures to him* he’s my date…remember that little lizard I found? That was him. :D

Hey, Molls— … [Looks to the other man and raises a brow.]

… you were a lizard?