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Hey, I just found her
And this is crazy
But here’s a farmer
She fainted maybe

Hey, I just found her
And this is crazy
But here’s a farmer
She fainted maybe

mollygoodgolly:

………………………….oh my goddess, pumpkin pie

Mmhm. But I thought you didn’t like sweets, Molls. Too bad, isn’t it.

mollygoodgolly:

………………………….oh my goddess, pumpkin pie

Mmhm. But I thought you didn’t like sweets, Molls. Too bad, isn’t it.

Let me get this straight.
You want me to cook.
With this.
…
… …
What are you, dumb? Need more iron? If I put it in a soup, you’re eating it.
All of it.

Let me get this straight.

You want me to cook.

With this.

… …

What are you, dumb? Need more iron? If I put it in a soup, you’re eating it.

All of it.

(Source: mollygoodgolly)

Tag(s): #idk #fanart
When I walk in the barThis is what I seeE’erybody stops and starin’ at meI got wine in a box and I ain’t afraid to stow it stow it stow it

When I walk in the bar
This is what I see
E’erybody stops and starin’ at me
I got wine in a box and I ain’t afraid to stow it stow it stow it

callawaycarl:

pierre-gourmet:

[Big stupid grin.] ♥~

Oh!♪ When was this taken?

… … [Raises an eyebrow in return.] Hm.

callawaycarl:

pierre-gourmet:

[Big stupid grin.] ♥~

Oh!♪ When was this taken?

… … [Raises an eyebrow in return.] Hm.

Zero hearts? Psh, try harder.

Zero hearts? Psh, try harder.

caged-melody:

Uh…Chase, what’re you gonna do with that knife bro.
Artist: *

Hah♪ Someone’s going to end up crying in a few minutes. It may or may not involve this onion~♪

caged-melody:

Uh…Chase, what’re you gonna do with that knife bro.

Artist: *

Hah♪ Someone’s going to end up crying in a few minutes. It may or may not involve this onion~♪