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mollygoodgolly:

straight-no-chaser:

[Grins.] I never said they were epic, merely powerful. Hell, those immortal folks are always on about the sanctity of their names - think about how powerful your names in bed might be. Heh. [Leans forward into his wrist, setting his elbow against the counter and lowering his voice.] I find girls give the much nicer names, but an old guy of mine used to call me Ginger Snap. I was a little bitey. [Laughs to himself and leans back a little further.] I don’t give too many of them, though, that’s a bit personal - [Nods his chin toward her.] And you?

Hmm, Ginger Snap, huh? *purses her lips before smirking* Well that’s interesting…not surprising though. I always took you as the kind that would bite. Hmm, *scratches her chin* Well, I had a few boyfriends who were really into the whole ‘male submission’ thing……It’s kind of a stupid name, but uh *whispers* Mollynatrix.

[Grins and nips his teeth on the air.] Heh, yeah, I get that a lot. [Purses his lips as she goes on, eyebrows rising high as he leans in - and is taken aback with blinking surprise.] Really now.

… alright, that’s a pretty good one.

mollygoodgolly:

straight-no-chaser:

I have absolutely no doubt of that - but, ah. [Hesitates a moment before sliding into a smirk.] Some of them were a bit private, too. I wouldn’t want to influence any names I could get here, especially when the nature of it sorta depends on the person, you know? [Grins in reminiscing, fading after a moment to more serious.] Eh… yeah, no, not sure I want to spread them at all.

Influence? *pouts* Awww, no fair! I’ll share one of mine if you share one of yours. Come onnnn, please?

Hmm— [Studies her for a long moment, expression bland.] I don’t know, I wouldn’t want that information getting into the wrong hands. How do I know your old nicknames would be as powerful? [Smirks.]

oh-mister-pitiful:

… [Groans.]
Yeah, yeah, working! You don’t have to stand out here and watch me, you know.

((ooc: this is Chase’s future. Like staring into a time warp. Fuck.))

oh-mister-pitiful:

… [Groans.]

Yeah, yeah, working! You don’t have to stand out here and watch me, you know.

((ooc: this is Chase’s future. Like staring into a time warp. Fuck.))

(Source: commander-gilligan)

callawaycarl:

 callawaycarl: [Texts.] I will fight you!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( angry

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straight-no-chaser: [Texts back.] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay do it bitch

[Texts back.] You are so men!!!! Ugh!!! Why are you I’m pregnant ring Molly and making ads!!!!!!!

[Texts back.] O congratulations hahahaha dick don’t fight me if your pregnant

mollygoodgolly:

straight-no-chaser:

… … … his. … husband.

Snk. Well there’s a match.

………

*furrows her brows*

What do you mean by that?

I’d think that’s pretty obvious, heh.

dollop0fdaisy-deactivated201204 said: Ah I see~ Hee hee ♥ I'm guessing you have something to do with the cooking then? It's a fine selection. Nice to meet you Chase ♥ Oh! -puts her hand on her chest- Heavens no, I do not scope out! I was just branching out. I am not that kind of person. -shakes her head- Anyway, I'm a waitress so I don't cook, but I do make sodas and juices. Hee hee ♥

Er… yes, actually. I’m the chef— well. I’m one of the chefs, I’m training under Yolanda. [Waves his hand slightly with a greeting, finally grinning with a little mischievousness to the curve of his lips.] Aha, well, that’s good. I’d hate to have to deter you. [Smiles a little more pleasantly at last.] Ah, that’s a shame - I think being a good cook is good for anyone. What do you eat when you’re alone? And how would you take care of anyone else if you couldn’t?

Heh… sodas though? I’ve been to Flowerbud before - isn’t that just your town slang for alcohol?

three-dollar-gill:

[Still bright red, wiping his mouth with his sleeve as he considers the options.] … Yeah, alright. I suppose this was marginally better. But still— couldn’t you have— warned me first? Or not done it where Molly could catcall? [Deadpans.]

[Cocks a brow at his purring, frowning more deeply.] Hmf. Which makes it all the more insufferable, I’ll have you know.

… Tch. Whatever. It’s not like I care what you think of me. [Looking away, glaring at nothing.] 

Heh - well, she was the dare giver. Had she not been within range, I might have still been held to obligations. [Shrugs, seemingly unbothered by this as he fixes his dress - smirking until his final comment, when his smirk falters.] Hm.

[Purses his lips and settles his hands on his hips.] Regardless of whether you care or not, I’m only telling you the truth. And I think you’re attractive - now, whatever you think of me is another story. I’m not even sure you’re into this sort of thing and my— wiggling. [Raises his eyebrows and tilts his hips again, making a little bit of a show to flip his hair back - letting out a light laugh with the motion.]

three-dollar-gill:

straight-no-chaser replied to your post:
[Presses further onto him, moving his hand around his back to hold him in place - before finally letting go with a breathless gasp and staring at him, slipping into a wide grin.] Heh. What, you don’t like my…. /wiggling/?♥

[Continues tapping his shoulder, a little harder each time - until he actually lets go. Pulls in a deep breath himself, fanning himself now that he’s gone exceptionally red.] Ch-Chase— What on the goddess’s green earth do you think you’re doing?!

[Smirks, huffing some amusement and wiggling his hips in his dress slightly.] I’m fulfilling a dare my own way. I was told to deeply kiss a Hamilton… would you have rather I kissed the only other Hamilton in town that way? [Raises an eyebrow sharply and chuckles darkly, lowering his voice to a purr.] Besides, it’s not like I wouldn’t have wanted to, anyways.

[Straightens himself back up and smooths down his dress, continuing his line of dares.] I think you’re very attractive, see.

angelaloveswaffles:

straight-no-chaser:

I don’t know, you’re the one that asked. I just said I could do it. … the dress looks good, anyways, leave it. [Huffs.] Now turn back around so I can keep working.

Right! *turns back around and continues flipping through magazine* I wanted to see if I could trick people into thinking I was Molly… We look similar enough, think it would work?

[Pokerface.] … you’re going to have to stuff your bra.

(Source: pixiv.net)

perryhadalittlechurch:

straight-no-chaser:

So do I, Father Perry… [Lowers his eyelids slightly and leans a little closer.] Really now, doesn’t that go against your vows…? [Draws in a breath and bites onto his lower lip again, looking over his face for every trace of anxiety he can notice and lowering his voice to a whisper.] Does touching my hair really bring this out of you, Per…?

/backs up a little to combat the advance/ N-not.. necessarily.. As long as no luh… /his flush deepens as Chase’s tone changes/ …l-lust… passes between us… 

Hmm… [Lips curve up into a smile as he continues to lean closer, drawing his own hand up to brush at Perry’s hair, not taking his eyes from his face.] Mhm… no lust, I can try to promise you that… but I do wonder… if your hair color matches…? [Twitches his eyebrows upward flirtatiously.]