gave that bitch a cake; bitches love cake. // Yes. yes they do. *sticks her tongue out before laughing* Who said anything about a dress? Hmm, nah I think a bead thong would suit you best. Oh and don’t worry about him. *whispers* I barricaded his doors and windows on the first floor, so he can’t get out of the house until someone moves them. *giggles*

mollygoodgolly said: Yes. yes they do. *sticks her tongue out before laughing* Who said anything about a dress? Hmm, nah I think a bead thong would suit you best. Oh and don't worry about him. *whispers* I barricaded his doors and windows on the first floor, so he can't get out of the house until someone moves them. *giggles*

[Shrugs.] Trust me when I say a dress is far more comfortable than one of those banana hammocks. I prefer my banana un-hammocked. [Smirks, widening to a coy grin as she whispers.] Really— you are a mischievous little devil, you know that? [Pats her on the head and settles his arm over her shoulder with a nod.] Then that’s settled. Let’s get smashed.

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