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mollygoodgolly said: :| He's not crazy, stop saying that. *sighs* Well, then what else are we gonna do? Send out secret messages in people's food or something? *thinks for a moment* kinda like fortune cookies or something.

[Stares back.] He walks around at midnight and talks to cats. I’m fairly certain he doesn’t breathe. He’s crazy. [Shrugs with a dramatic sigh.]

Well, you could go to the specific targets. Come up with a better code. Like “hey buddy, you feeling a bit dry?” [Shrugs wearily.] … I don’t know. What sort of things do prostitutes ask guys, I never found that out myself. Could work in fortune cookies, I guess.